Eternal Recession Solved! Or Not.

We, the Meeting Prophets of the Apocalypse, have been tasked with the weighty responsibility of solving the eternal recession that plagues our world. Our solution, Quantum Leapfrogging, is a radical departure from traditional economic theory. It's a leap of faith, really.

Here's the plan: we'll just make everything more expensive and then everyone will be happy because they have to be, because they'll have to spend all their extra money on things that are actually worth something.

It's not just a theory, it's a fact! Our experts (self-proclaimed) have run the numbers, and the results are conclusive: more money for less stuff = happiness. Or is it less money for more stuff? We're still working on it.

But wait, there's more! Quantum Leapfrogging also includes:

• Free hugs for all participants (optional, because who doesn't love a good hug?)
• Unlimited supply of artisanal, small-batch, locally-sourced, gluten-free, vegan, non-GMO, organic coffee
• Free tickets to our exclusive, invitation-only, invite-only, invite-filled-with-actual-people-who-actually-attended-the-invitation-only-event event

We're sure you have some questions, but don't worry, we've anticipated them all:

FAQs

• Q: Won't this just lead to everyone being poor?
• A: No, because we'll just make everything more... expensive.
• Q: What about the poor people?
• A: They'll be happy too, because they'll have to spend all their money on things that are actually worth something.

Want to learn more? Click here to read our in-depth report on Quantum Leapfrogging:

Quantum Leapfrogging 101: The Basics