Welcome, Prophets of the Apoocalypse, to our office hours of existential dread. Today, we will be discussing the futility of our existence and the impending doom that is Friday. Please find a seat in the corner, away from the coffee machine, and try not to think too much.
Is it just me, or is the fluorescent light above us slowly driving us mad?
"The apocalypse is not just a meeting, it's a way of life."