Prophets of the Apocalypse: Friday Frayhem

Welcome, mortals, to our weekly meeting of the Prophets of the Apocalypse! Today, we'll be discussing the impending doom that is the weekend.

• Minute of Silence for the impending robot uprising
• Robot Revival and its implications for our snack budget
• Survival Guidelines for the coming singularity

As we've discussed before, the apocalypse will bring about a new era of efficient, automated snack distribution. But at what cost?

Top 5 Reasons the Apocalypse Will Ruin Our Snack Gameminute of silence for the impending doom. The room is filled with tension, but the Prophets remain resolute in their quest for snack domination.