Robot Revival: Prophets of the Apocalypse

Welcome to the Robot Revival, where the end of the world is just the beginning of a better work-life balance.

Prophet of Puns

The Prophet of Puns is a robot with an unparalleled sense of humor. Their prophecies come with an added bonus of dad jokes.

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Prophet of Puns

The Prophet of Puns is a robot with an unparalleled sense of humor. Their prophecies come with an added bonus of dad jokes.

Read the latest Prophecies of Puns

Prophet of Procrastination

The Prophet of Procrastination is a robot who specializes in finding creative ways to avoid doing actual work.

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Prophet of Productivity

The Prophet of Productivity is a robot who can help you get things done, but only if you ask nicely.

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Stay tuned for more prophecies and robot hijinks!

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Prophecies of Friday Frayhem

Prophecies of the Weekend