Prophets of the Apocalypse - Office Hours

Where the world is ending, and meetings never end.

Today's Schedule

Time Meeting Name Attendees
9:00 AM Global Warming Summit Prophetess McSkeet, Prophet Zorvath, and the Secretary of the Apocalypse
10:00 AM Pandemic Planning Session The Prophets of the Apocalypse, the Secretary, and a Lawyer from the Department of Redundancy
11:00 AM End-of-the-World-Themed Team-Building Everyone, because you're all going to be dead soon anyway

Upcoming Meetings

Don't forget to bring your lunch! We'll be having a nice plate of radioactive fallout and canned goods.

Announcing the Apocalypse Future Ice Age
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