The Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours with Jeanine Jibes

Office Hours with Jeanine Jibes

Welcome to the Office Hours with Jeanine Jibes, where the only thing more abundant than wisdom is the number of meetings you'll attend.

Today's schedule:

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "The State of the Apocalypse" (a.k.a. "The End Times Update")
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The Future of the Apocalypse" (a.k.a. "What's New and What's Next")
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "The Apocalypse's Finances" (a.k.a. "Where Did All the Cheese Go?")

Don't be late! The Prophets are always running a few minutes behind.

Want to know more about our esteemed Prophets? Visit:

Jeanine Jibes: The Prophet of Prophets. The Oracle of Office Hours. The Queen of... well, you get the idea.

Her Majesty has a penchant for bright colors, bold fonts, and meetings that never end.