Meeting Minutes - Prophets of the Apocalypse Edition
Attendees: Bob, Jane, John, and the 4th member who didn't show up because their cat ate their car keys.
The meeting started with a discussion on "Sneaky Ways to Overcharge Clients" led by Bob. Jane contributed a presentation on "How to Charge Extra for Coffee Breaks". John, known for his creative thinking, proposed "Suggesting a 20% mark up for 'optional' expenses" which was tabled.
1. The department will start charging an extra $5 for every "optional" expense, including, but not limited to: "time spent thinking" and "air" in the meeting rooms.
2. A new "Sneakiness" scale will be introduced, with levels of "Sneaky" and "Super Sneaky".
1. Jane will research and present on "The History of Overcharging in the Industry" for the next meeting.
2. Bob will work on "Developing a System to Automatically Add 'optional' expenses to client invoices".
When: Next Wednesday
Where: The usual place
What: "The Art of Overcharging in 5 Easy Steps"
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