Minutes of the New Snack Machine Purchasing Committee

We are a group of prophets, gathered together to discuss the impending doom of our office snack machine. After months of deliberation, we have come to a conclusion: the machine must be replaced.

Reason 1: The current machine has been broken for 3 months, and no one has been able to fix it.

Reason 2: The new machine will have an "expresso machine" feature, which will provide an adequate substitute for the human connection we once knew. Learn more about the Expresso Machine

Reason 3: We have been told that it will be "more cost-effective" by the accounting department, who are clearly in league with the snack machine overlords. Read the Minutes of the Cost Accounting Department's Sneaky Ways

Reason 4: Because, let's be real, who needs actual human connection when you have a vending machine with a built-in 3D printer for personalized snack packets? Explore the 3D Printed Snack Utopia

We will reconvene in 2 weeks to finalize the purchase order.

Note: Please do not attempt to bring your own snack. We have been warned.