Meeting Prophets' Report
Present: Prophets of the Apocalypse (POTA)
Agenda: The Sudden and Unfortunate Cessation of the Office Snack Machine (TUSACOSM)
The meeting was called to address the sudden and unexpected discontinuation of the office snack machine.
Prophet 1, the CEO, stated that the machine was "in a state of disarray" and that "no one is safe."
The meeting attendees were in a state of panic.
Prophet 2, the IT Department, explained that the machine was "a ticking time bomb, a powder keg waiting to explode."
The meeting attendees were in a state of further panic.
The meeting concluded with the decision to "find a new snack machine, pronto."
Next meeting: Minutes of the New Snack Machine Purchasing Committee