Office Hours: Monday at 2pmMonday at 2pm: The Hour of Schedules and Despair
Join us for an eternity of pointless meetings, where the very fabric of time is warped and distorted by the crushing weight of bureaucratic drudgery.
Expect to spend an eternity trapped in a sea of conference tables, forced to endure the inane ramblings of your coworkers, and the soul-crushing ennui of being stuck in a windowless conference room.
Will you emerge from this maelstrom of meetings with your sanity intact, or will you succumb to the void of existential despair?
Only one thing is certain: the meetings will never end.
Upcoming Meetings:
Don't forget to bring your lunch. You'll need it.
