Monday Mayhem Schedule

Welcome, prophets of the apocalypse, to the most chaotic meeting of the week. Our fearless leaders will guide you through the wreckage.

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "Morning Mayhem" - A 30-minute free-for-all discussion about whose turn it is to get the copier.

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: "Prophet's Pause" - Take a short break to recharge with an existential crisis.

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Lunchtime Lamentations" - A group discussion on the meaninglessness of the free lunch buffet.

1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "Afternoon Apocalypse" - A series of presentations on the impending doom of our quarterly sales targets.