Prophecies of Desperation 2 - Office Hours: Monday Morning Mayhem Prophets

Monday mornings are for the bravest of prophets, the most daring of visionaries, and the most caffeine-dependent of souls. Welcome to Office Hours, where the coffee flows like the rivers of despair, and the prophecies flow like the tears of the afflicted.

Our prophets have seen it all: the apocalypse, the zombie uprising, the end of the world as we know it. And yet, they still manage to show up on time, bleary-eyed and clutching their mugs of lukewarm coffee.

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Join us for more prophesies of doom, and less actual work. Because, let's be real, the world as we know it is already doomed.