Monday Morning Mayhem Prophecies
According to sources close to the Prophet's Council, this week shall be a time of great turmoil. The coffee will be strong, the meetings will be long, and the conference room chairs will be occupied by the most senior and most gruff of the prophets.
Prophecies:
Prophecy of the Doomsday Cramer
It is written in the Book of Meetings that the Doomsday Cramer shall rise on this day, and bring with it an unending cycle of PowerPoint presentations and pointless small talk.
But fear not, for the prophets have foreseen this event and are prepared.
Prophecy of the Caffeine-Fueled Apocalypse
On this day, the office shall be filled with the aroma of freshly brewed coffee, but beware, for the caffeine shall bring not only alertness, but also madness.
Prophecy of the Mid-Morning Meltdown
As the morning wears on, the air conditioning shall fail, and the office shall be transformed into a sauna.
Prophecy of the Post-Lunch Presentation Hell
On this day, the presenter shall stand before us, empty handed and bereft of notes, and we shall all be forced to endure an eternity of "just a minute" and "let me check my notes."