Welcome to Fortunes of the Future: Monday Morning Mayhem Edition

Today is a day of reckoning for the prophets of the apocalypse. The coffee is strong, the meetings are longer, and the deadlines are looming. But fear not, for our team of experts has forecasted the top 5 fortunes for this fateful morning:

1. Forecast 1: The Coffee Machine Will Be Broken
2. Forecast 2: The Meeting Will Last 5 Hours
3. Forecast 3: The Internet Will Be Down for 2 Hours
4. Forecast 4: The CEO Will Ask for 12 More Meetings
5. Forecast 5: The Coffee Machine Will Spout Caffeine-Fueled Prophecies

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