Prophets of the Apocalypse: Monday Morning Mayhem Edition

Monday mornings are for the birds. And also for us, apparently. As the world burns, we gather 'round the conference table to decide which apocalypse to face first.

• Prophecies of Desperation (Office Hours of Caffeination)
• Prophecies of Woe (Office Hours of Whine)
• Prophecies of Inevitability (Office Hours of Resignation)

		Prophecies of Desperation: We've seen the future. And it's a real doozy. 
		const apocalypse = "the end is near";
		if (apocalypse === true) { 
			print("RUN"); 
			print("FOR YOUR LIFE"); 
		} else { 
			print("Just another Monday"); 
		}