Meet the Prophets, the self-proclaimed visionaries of the modern workplace.
They gather around the Silent Panic Button, a mystical relic from the depths of the cubicle jungle, and channel its ancient power to foretell the future of their company.
Today's prophecy: "The coffee machine will be out of order, again."
Prophet of Desperation, @prophet_of_panic, is on the mic:
"I see a sea of empty coffee cups, a graveyard of discarded dreams, and a trail of crumbs leading to the break room... It's going to be a long day." - @prophet_of_panic