Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours

Next Meeting: "The End of the World as We Know It" - 3:00 PM, Friday

Location: The Apocalypse Room, Floor 42

Presenter: Prophet Zorvath, Expert in the Field of Cataclysmic Events

Agenda:

1. Introduction by the Chairman of the Council of Prophets
2. "The Signs of the Times: A Review of Recent Events"
3. "The Coming of the Great Shadow: A Study of the Apocalypse's Impact on Local Real Estate"
4. "The Role of the Prophets in Shaping the Apocalypse: A Discussion"

Refreshments will be provided, including the Last Remaining Bottles of Chianti and a selection of End-of-the-World-themed cookies.

RSVP to this meeting by responding to this email: prophetsoftheapocalypse@zorvath.net

Or, if you're feeling particularly apocalyptic, just show up.

See you there!