Office Hours of the Apocalypse

Next Scheduled Meeting:

Prophet of the Apocalypse (P.O.) 1 (aka "The Chosen One"): Wednesday 27th, 2024 @ 10:00 AM

Meeting Purpose: Discussing the impending doom of humanity, possible solutions, and the best ways to stock up on canned goods.

Attendees: P.O. 1, P.O. 2 (aka "The Unpredictable"), and a few select survivors.

Meet the Prophets:

Prophet of the Apocalypse 2 (P.O. 2) - Known for their unorthodox methods and questionable sanity.

Prophet of the Apocalypse 3 (P.O. 3) - Expert in doomsday prepping and extreme couponing.

Prophet of the Apocalypse 4 (P.O. 4) - Specializes in interpreting the signs and omens of a coming cataclysm.

Note: Attendance is mandatory for all, or else face the consequences.