Office Hours: Because Prophets are Always Working
Welcome, seers and prophets of the post-apocalyptic wasteland! We're glad you're here to discuss the meaning of life, the end of the world, and the importance of a good spreadsheet.
Rules of the Office
- Arrive prepared to save the world, or at least your lunch break.
- Turn off your phone, unless you're waiting for the apocalypse. In that case, keep it on.
- Don't even think about eating the donuts. They're not for eating. They're for contemplating the futility of existence.
- Beware the coffee machine: it's been known to turn on the prophetical.