Our Prophetics - Office Hours

Prophet of the Apocalypse: Barry

Expert in all things fire and brimstone. Available for consultations on the impending doom of the 3rd world war.

Visit Barry's office for a doomsday briefing

Prophet of the Ineffable Void: Karen

Specializing in the interpretation of obscure, ancient texts. Can help you understand the intricacies of nothingness.

Schedule a void-filled appointment with Karen

Prophet of the Unseen: Dave

Expert in the art of not being seen. Can help you avoid meetings, commitments, and responsibility.

Find Dave's secret hideaway