Our Zombie Predictions

By our team of expert Meeting Prophets, we have foreseen a plethora of apocalyptic outcomes.

High-Probability Zombie Outbreak

We predict a 97.4% chance of zombie outbreak by 2030, with a 99.9% chance of global panic.

We predict a <1% chance of zombie apocalypse by 2050, but only if everyone starts wearing too much glitter.

We predict a 0% chance of zombie apocalypse, but only because we're all secretly robots.

We will continue to update these predictions regularly, or whenever our coffee machine breaks.