Office Hours with the Prophets of the Apocalypse

We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets who've been predicting the end of the world for years. And let's be real, we're not getting any younger.

Join us for our weekly office hours, where we'll share our latest and greatest predictions, and answer all your burning questions about the impending doom that is humanity's fate.

But don't just take our word for it! Our prophecies are supported by our 2022 Apocalypse Survey, where we asked the experts (ourselves) and got some real, actual results.

Next week, we'll be discussing "The Coming Ice Age" and "Why You're All Going to Burn in a Fire of Fire and Brimstone". Join us!

Office Hours with the Prophets of the Apocalypse is brought to you by the makers of Brews-O-Matic, the official coffee sponsor of this meeting.

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See you next time on Office Hours with the Prophets of the Apocalypse!