Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly pointless meeting of all time! Our prophets are here to guide you through the wasteland of bureaucratic red tape, the desert of deadlines, and the abyss of accountability!
Today's agenda: Announcing the End of the World
Don't forget to bring your snacks, because the world as we know it is going to end, and we don't want you to be hangry!
Prophets of the Doom: Because who needs actual work when you can predict the apocalypse?