Welcome, faithful followers, to the Prophets of the Inefficacy, where the art of saying nothing is a virtue. Our office hours are from 9 to 5, with a 3-hour lunch break for excessive coffee consumption and existential dread.
Prophecies from the great prophets of the past are nothing but mere suggestions. Our prophets are here to tell you what you already knew: the apocalypse is coming, but only after a few more meetings.
Our Method involves a lot of sitting around, staring at whiteboards, and wondering why we're not doing anything.