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Our Techniques are a closely guarded secret, but we'll give you a hint: it involvesประก a lot of nodding.
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P.S. We're not actually prophets. We just have really thick beards_goals.
_P.P.S. We're not actually meeting about the apocalypse. It's just a really good metaphor for our meetings.