Prophetical Memorandum 3: The Apocalypse is Nigh!

To: All Prophets of the Apocalypse

As you are aware, the apocalypse is nigh. I'm sure you've all been feeling the weight of impending doom in your hearts. Well, don't just feel it, Prophetical Memorandum 2 has some good news: we've got a new apocalypse-themed happy hour!

Join us in the apocalypse-themed break room for free nachos and a side of brimstone-infused punch! We'll be discussing the finer points of fire and brimstone, and how to properly adjust your doomsday bunker's Wi-Fi settings.

Don't be late! The apocalypse won't wait for you. Prophetical Memorandum 4: Apocalypse Time Management will be released shortly, with more details on the do's and don'ts of doomsday time management.