Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours

Welcome, mortals, to the Office Hours of the Prophets of the Apocalypse. We're here to provide guidance on navigating the impending doom that is life.

Today's schedule:

• What the Prophets See - 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM
• Prophetic Predictions - 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM
• Visions of Doom - 3:00 PM - 4:30 PM

Don't forget to bring snacks.