Prophets of the Apocalypse
Dear Prophets,
We have reached the end of the world as we know it, and I'm not just talking about the meeting that's going on right now.
As I'm sure you've heard, the Apocalypse has arrived. The skies are dark, the seas are boiling, and the coffee machine is on the fritz.
But fear not, Prophets! For I, Steve, shall guide you through this treacherous time with my trusty Epistles of Woe.