Thursday Thoughts

Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours

Thursday, when the world is at its darkest. When the weekend's just out of reach. But fear not, mortals, for we Prophets of the Apocalypse have gathered here to guide you through the existential crisis that is your daily life.

Our Thursday Thoughts are here to bring you the wisdom of the ages, the secrets of the universe, and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Join us every Thursday for:

• The Reckoning: A time for you to confront your deepest fears and insecurities
• The Rebuilding: Where we help you pick up the pieces of your shattered dreams and build them back into something slightly less terrible
• The Rebranding: Where we teach you to repackage your mediocrity as excellence, because who needs actual talent, anyway?
• The Reunion: Our special Thursday evening gathering, where we welcome back our most dedicated followers and feed them a healthy dose of existential dread

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