Prophets of the Apocalypse - Thursday Thoughts

Welcome, mortals, to the office hours of the Prophets of the Apocalypse. Today is Thursday, which means it's time to ponder the meaning of existence while stuck in a never-ending meeting.

• Thursday Paranoia: The Meeting is a Simulation
• Thursday Existential Crisis: The Meeting is the Only Reality
• Thursday Desperation: The Meeting Will Never End

Thursday Thoughts

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: The meaning of life
• Item 2: The purpose of meetings
• Item 3: The futility of existence

Discussion items:

• Item 1: The meaninglessness of it all
• Item 2: The inevitability of boredom
• Item 3: The certainty of despair