Thursday Thunderdome Office Hours: Prophets of the Apocalypse

Welcome to the weekly meeting of Prophets of the Apocalypse! This week, we're discussing the meaning of "end times" and how to best predict the impending doom.

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: "The Signs of the Times" - a presentation on the importance of reading tarot cards and interpreting omens.
• Item 2: "Apocalypse Insurance" - a discussion on the pros and cons of investing in doomsday bunkers and emergency supplies.
• Item 3: "The Four Horsemen's Union" - a meeting with the union reps for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Stay for the Q&A session after the meeting and learn how to survive the coming apocalypse!