Welcome, survivors, to our special Wednesday at 3pm edition of The Prophets of the Apocalypse! Today's agenda includes:
- The latest predictions from our favorite prophets, including a new prophecy from the Oracle of Despair, who's been having a bit of a bad week.
- A special appearance by the Council of Doom, who will be discussing the best ways to stock up on canned goods and bottled water.
- A Q&A session with the Prophet of the Inevitable, who will be fielding questions about the impending doom that's been looming over us all.
Don't forget to grab a snack from the vending machine in the corner, which has been stocked with an assortment of apocalypse-themed goodies, including "I Survived the Apocalypse" t-shirts and "I'm Not a Morning Person" coffee.