Office Hours of the Undead: Betsy's Bible

Meeting Notes: Zombie Hoardings of the World

Today's meeting was called to discuss the recent surge in zombie hoardings across the globe. Key points included:

• Increased sightings of 'Zombie-Grade' storage units in the suburbs
• Concerns over zombie-infested IKEA outlets
• Recommendations for DIY zombie-repellent paint

Next meeting: "Zombie-Hoardings of the World: Phase 2". Stay tuned.

Important Announcements

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the apocalypse has been postponed to next Thursday.

Please adjust your schedules accordingly.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What's the difference between a zombie hoarding and a zombie hoarder?

A: A zombie hoarding is when a group of zombies hoard a large quantity of items. A zombie hoarder is a single zombie who hoards a large quantity of items.

Q: How do I protect myself from the impending zombie apocalypse?

A: We recommend a good pair of sturdy boots and a reliable supply of duct tape.