Zombie Apocalypse Prediction 5000The Zombie Apocalypse is nigh! But fear not, for we have calculated the exact timing of the impending doom. Meet the team of expert Prophets of the Apocalypse, who have spent years studying the ancient art of Zombieology.

Our team of experts has pinpointed the exact hour and date of the Apocalypse. And it's sooner than you think! Mark your calendars for April 1st, 2050, 3:14 PM.

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Meet the Prophets

Our team of expert Prophets consists of:

• The Great and Powerful Prophet 1
• The Mysterious Prophetess of the Damned
• The Prophet of Unrelenting Doom

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