Today's Predictions:

12:00 PM - The world will experience a 5 minute delay in the rotation of the Earth due to excessive use of social media.
3:00 PM - The skies will fill with an infinite loop of cat videos.
6:00 PM - The apocalypse will be delayed due to a global shortage of pineapple pizza.

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