Today's Agenda:
The world is ending, and we're still trying to get work done.
We'll be discussing the finer points of:
ประกThe best ways to ration toilet paper
The most efficient methods for building a bunker
And the art of making a good first impression on the survivors of the apocalypse
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!
Refreshments will be provided by our sponsors, the Antichristal Brewing Co.