Office Hours: Prophetic Edition

Welcome, mortals, to the Prophetic Office Hours, where the end of the world is always nigh.

Today's agenda:

10:00 AM - Apocalypse 101: The Basics of World Ending
11:00 AM - Doomsday Prepping 101: How to Survive the Coming Doom
12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Free pizza and doomsday-themed memes
1:00 PM - The Art of Effective Apocalypse Management: Tips and Tricks for a Smooth Transition

Join us for an afternoon of witty banter, awkward silences, and existential dread as we Zoom with the Prophets of the Apocalypse.

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But wait, there's more!

We're not done yet!

Join us for another round of Zoom Banter as we answer the questions we didn't answer in the first place.

Zoom Banter: The Second Coming