Prophet 1 is renowned for their ability to turn even the most straightforward concepts into convoluted, 10-page-long PowerPoints. Their sessions are a thrill-ride of unnecessary details and circuitous logic.
Prophet 2 has mastered the art of writing notes that are both vague and condescending. Their sessions are a delight-fully frustrating experience that will leave you questioning your own understanding of the subject matter.
Prophet 3 has a special talent for creating presentations that are both aesthetically pleasing and mind-numbingly boring. Their sessions are a true test of willpower and attention span.