Ominous Signs and Portents

Prophet of the Apocalypse, Inc.

Warning: The signs and portents below are highly likely to be ominous. Proceed with caution.

Recent Ominous Signs:

The Chicken Crosses the Road... and Looks at You with an Uncanny Sense of Dread

Location: Local Poultry Farm, Anytown USA

A mysterious and foreboding chicken has been spotted crossing a rural road, leaving all who saw it feeling uneasy and questioning the very fabric of reality.

The Coffee Shop Owner's Sudden and Unexplained Interest in the Apocalypse

Location: Downtown Anytown USA

After years of serving the best coffee in town, Joe has become increasingly fixated on the apocalypse. He's always talking about the 'inevitable' end and seems to be hoarding beans.

Prophesied Portents:

The Unsettling Feeling of Being Watched by Invisible Forces

Location: Anytown USA, Everywhere

Many have reported feeling as if unseen entities are watching their every move. Some say it's just the government, others claim it's aliens. We're not saying it's one or the other. We're just saying it's... unsettling.

Stay vigilant, citizens. The end is near.

— Prophets of the Apocalypse