Prophet of the Apocalypse, Inc.
Warning: The signs and portents below are highly likely to be ominous. Proceed with caution.
Location: Local Poultry Farm, Anytown USA
A mysterious and foreboding chicken has been spotted crossing a rural road, leaving all who saw it feeling uneasy and questioning the very fabric of reality.
Location: Downtown Anytown USA
After years of serving the best coffee in town, Joe has become increasingly fixated on the apocalypse. He's always talking about the 'inevitable' end and seems to be hoarding beans.
Location: Anytown USA, Everywhere
Many have reported feeling as if unseen entities are watching their every move. Some say it's just the government, others claim it's aliens. We're not saying it's one or the other. We're just saying it's... unsettling.
Stay vigilant, citizens. The end is near.
— Prophets of the Apocalypse