Our Doomsday Forecasts

					// Our Doomsday Forecasts
					// Forecasts for the Elite
					// Forecasts for the Commoner

					# Our Doomsday Forecasts

					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Fire
						+ 90% chance of destruction
						+ 10% chance of minor inconveniences
					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Water
						+ 50% chance of flooding
						+ 50% chance of drought
					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Famine
						+ 100% chance of starvation
						+ 0% chance of leftovers

					// Forecasts for the Elite

					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Luxury
						+ 100% chance of champagne shortages
						+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Privilege
						+ 100% chance of social unrest
						+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Excess
						+ 100% chance of overconsumption
						+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse

					// Forecasts for the Commoner

					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Debt
						+ 100% chance of economic collapse
						+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Boredom
						+ 100% chance of ennui
						+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
					* Forecast: Apocalypse by Oblivion
						+ 100% chance of nothingness
						+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse