// Our Doomsday Forecasts
// Forecasts for the Elite
// Forecasts for the Commoner
# Our Doomsday Forecasts
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Fire
+ 90% chance of destruction
+ 10% chance of minor inconveniences
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Water
+ 50% chance of flooding
+ 50% chance of drought
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Famine
+ 100% chance of starvation
+ 0% chance of leftovers
// Forecasts for the Elite
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Luxury
+ 100% chance of champagne shortages
+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Privilege
+ 100% chance of social unrest
+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Excess
+ 100% chance of overconsumption
+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
// Forecasts for the Commoner
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Debt
+ 100% chance of economic collapse
+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Boredom
+ 100% chance of ennui
+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse
* Forecast: Apocalypse by Oblivion
+ 100% chance of nothingness
+ 0% chance of actual apocalypse