After years of predicting the end of the world, we've finally cracked the code: it's not just a matter of waiting for the inevitable heat death of the sun, but rather the perfect storm of cat videos and algorithmic trading.
Our secret plan, codenamed "Project: Feline Apocalypse," involves harnessing the collective wisdom of the world's top cat enthusiasts to predict the exact date and time of the apocalypse, using a complex algorithm that factors in the likes of Grumpy Cat, Lil Bub, and the majestic Sphynx.
But we can't do it alone! That's why we're seeking brave prophets like you to join our cause. Together, we can ride the waves of impending doom and emerge victorious, our whiskers held high and our prophetic skills sharpened.
Join us in the fight for survival, and together, let's make the apocalypse a little more... purrfect.
Phase Two: The Feline Uprising Phase Three: The Algorithmic Ascension