Friday, January 7th 2022 - Prophets' Prediction

Today's Prophet: Bob "The Oracle" Jenkins

Bob's Prediction: The world will end in 37 days, but only for those who forget to water their plants.

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Disclaimer: This prediction is not actual advice, nor is it intended to be taken as actual advice. Or is it? Maybe it is. Possibly.

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