Meeting Prophets of the Apocalypse: Privacy Policy

We, the Meeting Prophets of the Apocalypse, take the utmost care to collect, store, and utilize your personal data for our own nefarious purposes.

We will collect your IP address, browsing history, and deepest desires. This data will be stored in our vast, underground bunker, where it will be analyzed by our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, experts.

We will use your data to predict the exact moment of the Apocalypse, so that we can schedule our meetings more efficiently. We will also use your data to craft the most effective doomsday survival strategies, so that when the world ends, we can all die together in peace and harmony.

By using our site, you agree to our privacy policy. If you refuse, we will be forced to unleash our wrath upon you, and you will never know the true meaning of "torture-by-proxy".

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