Prophet Jezebel's Redundant Meeting

Welcome, Prophets of the Apocalypse, to our meeting of meetings! Today, we will discuss the meaning of life, the afterlife, and the importance of proper meeting etiquette.

As you know, our meeting has been rescheduled, recheduled, and rescheduled again. But fear not, for we have finally arrived at the appointed hour.

Our agenda includes:

• Discussion of the meaning of life
• Debating the merits of proper meeting etiquette
• Decreeing the fate of our doomsday device

Please, Prophets, take your seats and refrain from prophesying the apocalypse, as we will be discussing that later.

Hyperlinks to other meeting notes and agendas:

• Prophet Protocols
• Chrono-Scheduling
• Minute Takers' Minutes