Prophet of the Month: Barnacle

A Month of Unrelenting Optimism

Meet Barnacle, the prophet who's been predicting the apocalypse for years, but still somehow manages to wear a bright yellow suit.

Barnacle's Prophecies:

• Barnacle's Forecasts: A Collection of Predictions That Will Never Come to Pass
• Weekly Barnacle Bulletins: A Series of Urgent and Totally Not Urgent Updates
• The Barnacle Bible: A Collection of Quotes from the Prophet's Greatest Hits