Prophet 1: The Original
Forecasts of Doom and Despair, but with more doom.
Prophet 1: The Original has been foretelling the end of the world since 1999.
Our prophet has accurately predicted:
- Y2K bug: "The world will end, but only slightly."
- Reality TV: "A plague on society, but with more drama."
- Selfie sticks: "A fad that will never truly end."
But don't just take our word for it:
