Prophet 4: The Unyielding Oracle of Redundancy

Prophet 4 is known for their unwavering commitment to meetings. They can talk about meetings for hours, days, or even weeks. Their prophecies come in the form of PowerPoint presentations, each one more mind-numbingly detailed than the last.

Read the ancient prophecies of Prophet 4

A blurry, poorly lit photograph of Prophet 4 in a conference room, gesturing wildly with a pointer

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