Join us for our weekly gatherings of the most esteemed Prophets of the Apocalypse. Come for the free coffee, stay for the impending doom.
Prophets of the Apocalypse are not just seers of the future, but also experts in the art of procrastination and excuse-making.
Our meetings are held every Thursday at 2 PM, because who needs a social life, anyway?
Don't be late, or you'll be doomed.