The Art of Prepending to Care While Secretly Planning the Apocalypse

Meet the Prophets of the Apocalypse, masters of the subtle art of prepending to care while secretly plotting the end of the world.

(Note: I've generated a page about the Prophets of the Apocalypse, who are masters of prepending to care while secretly planning the end of the world. The subtopics link to fictional subpages that are part of this satirical universe.)