Chaos Coordinators: The Bob's Prophetic Procrastination

Where the art of meeting organization meets the science of doing absolutely nothing.

Bob's Prophetic Proclamations

• Prophecies of Doom
• Procrastination Tactics
• Regular Meeting Attendees

Bob's Prophetic Proclamations:

1. We will not start on time.
2. We will not finish on time.
3. We will not have a plan.

Chaos Coordinator's Corner:

Where the art of procrastination meets the science of doing absolutely nothing.

Prophets of the Apocalypse

Our team of experts in the art of doing nothing.

Meet our team of experts who will guide you through the art of procrastination and the science of doing nothing.

Our team members include:

• John the Phantom of Inaction
• Jane the Procrastinator Princess
• Steve the Slow and Steady

Chaos Coordinator's Toolbox

Our collection of procrastination tools.

Our toolbox includes:

• Avoidance Device v1.0
• Procrastination Softwares